Bloody brilliant:
Kathy Griffin wins an Emmy and is then censored for her remarks about Jesus.
“A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus…Suck it, Jesus. This award is my God now.”
Fox picked it up and is upset. Through some iron reasoning they explain why Kathy Griffin is wrong and Jesus is actually to thank for her award:
…I want to actually show you that, in fact, Kathy Griffin is wrong. Jesus had everything to do with her winning that award. And here’s the reasoning.
Jesus died on a cross 2,000 years ago. His dying words were, “Forgive them Father for they know not what they do.” He died and they buried him in a rock cut tomb. Three days later, as the Bible says, he rose from the dead. That day is what Christians celebrate as Easter.
After the resurrection, Christianity began to take off like wildfire, spreading from the Middle East northward to Europe and westward into Ethiopia. In 300 A.D. Emperor Constantine accepted Christianity and it became the religion of Europe. Rome soon became the seat of the faith. After several years of human failings, the church went through conflicts and quite a few unbiblical years……….. [theres A LOT more]
Well then. I hope that ‘shows‘ you. Some guy who may or may not have existed, was or was not executed on a cross – Muslims disagree with that one – and said one thing or another (depending on the gospel) and may or may not have been put behind a rock and then became a Zombie. A dead Roman thought highly of the Zombie Christ, but then things sucked, and then Kathy Griffin beat the Dog Whisperer and so there you are. D’uh – Hello People, it’s crystal clear!? How Can’t you see it? That Griffin is an ungrateful b&#ch.
