Archive for the ‘crime’ Category

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Johnny Red Rose and Bobby the Jew

In crime on February 11, 2008 by Robert Jago Tagged: , , ,

Those are two members of the Gambino crime family whose indictment was unsealed last week in New York. Honestly I can’t give a rats’ about the indictment, but the names are bloody brilliant – like a freaking mob satire:

Jackie the Nose
Vinny Hot
The Conductor
Marbles
Bobby the Jew
Dead Eye
Joe Gag
Buckwheat
Eyes
Cheeks
Nighthawk
Treetop
Johnny Red Rose
Fat Richie
Junior
Big Billy
Mike the Electrician
Frankie
Big Tara
The Greaseball
Joe Rackets

If I were a mob guy I think I’d like to be The Conductor, or Marbles. Something bad ass but ambiguous. Most likely I’d get some lame name like ‘Bobby the Indian’ or ‘the Chief’.  Bloggers could learn from these mobsters.  It’s all in the name – bet you a nickle Jackie the Nose wouldn’t have to take any lip from trolls.

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Fine Foreign Gentleman Sentenced to 18 Days for Sexual Assault in an Elevator

In crime on January 31, 2008 by Robert Jago Tagged: , , ,

pig.pngAn Iranian PhD student in St. John’s, Newfoundland – Farhood Azarsina (pictured) – was sentenced to an additional 18 days in prison for sexually assaulting a woman on an elevator (he’s already served 3 weeks while awaiting trial). He said it was an ‘impulse’.

This was the pig’s defence:

You can’t expect all males to control themselves when the breasts are out

I use the term ‘pig’ here because – well, bloody hell, what else do you call a guy who traps a woman in an elevator and then sexually assaults her and then blames her for causing it?

I sincerely hope his cell mates have the same impulse control problem when they see him bending over for the soap. If you want to wish him well, you can email him at: farhood.azarsina@nrc.ca . He needs some cheering up because his cell mates have been calling him hurtful names and have been threatening to beat him.

TOBE CLEAR: ‘Pig’ is the phrase that is often used in the west for men who are crude and sexist. He is a pig. He, this Farhood, is a pig. If you justify his actions in any way, YOU are a pig.

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Chinese hostage negotiations

In China, crime on September 2, 2007 by Robert Jago

Found burried on Reddit. From www.rense.com:

Step One: Hostage taker makes demands and threatens to kill hostages.

Step Two: Head negotiator arrives.

Step Three: Negotiations begin.

See the full thing here.

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More than ever

In Canada, China, Human Rights, Politicians, Politics, Slavery, crime, election, immigration on June 18, 2007 by Robert Jago

Those people are slaves – part of a group of nearly 500 freed from their masters in China. For as little as $50 you could but one of these men or boys to toil in your factory or to torture and murder at your pleasure:

Zhao Yanbing, a foreman who fled a brickworks where 31 men were rescued a few days ago, described on state television how he had beaten a man in his late fifties for not working hard enough. “His performance was so bad, so I thought that I would frighten him a bit. When I raised the shovel over him I never thought that he would get up and confront me, so I slammed the shovel down on his head.” The man never got up again.

You can read more about this slavery ring here.

Around the world today there are 27 million slaves – that’s more than at any time in human history. Most of the action against slavery is being done by Christian organizations, but there are some non-sectarian groups. In the UK there is Anti-Slavery International. In the US there is Free the Slaves. Here in Canada – the Future Group.

Before you get the wrong idea, we aren’t talking about so-called ‘wage-slaves’ (and what an ignorant expression that is), but real people held as chattel. Some of these people are born into slavery, others are victims of war, and others still are (as is the case with the Chinese slaves) kidnapped and sold to the highest bidder.

This is a problem everywhere – including Canada. While not a major source of slaves, this is a final destination for women and children to be used for sex. It’s surprising but Canada didn’t have a law to specifically target human trafficking until 2005. At the time the bill was passed, there were 12 slave masters on trial in Canada.

Last year the Future Group released a report on the current state of slavery in Canada. The situation is summarized here by LifeSiteNews.com):

The situation in Canada is so bad that individual law enforcement officers are reportedly approaching local hospitals and NGOs to cobble together funding to provide the most basic medical assistance for victims in major cities.

“People have been threatened and told that if they co-operate with law enforcement their families back home will be killed,” said Perrin. “What Canada has typically done is detain these victims without medical care, then deport them. It’s a practice that we’ve seen in some authoritarian and despotic countries and it has no place in a civilized, just society like our own.”

The report criticizes former Liberal cabinet ministers Irwin Cotler, Joe Volpe and Pierre Pettigrew for “passing the buck” on the issue. Conservative Citizenship and Immigration Minister Monte Solberg told Sun Media, “It’s very damning, and if there are obvious legislative or regulatory fixes that need to be done, those have to become priorities, given especially that we’re talking about very vulnerable people.”

That was back in 2006. What’s been done since then? Not enough. Monte Solberg did follow up that report with a stop-gap measure to allow victims of slavery to stay in Canada for 120 days – but they can’t stay permanently and they have almost no access to resources. In December the Commons passed a ‘feel-good’ motion condemning slavery but this isn’t legislation and it has no effect on the well-being of former slaves.

Looking at legislation, there are 2 nearly identical bills before Parliament right now. Bill s-222 in the Senate and Bill c-410 in the house. Both of these bills would allow runaway slaves to stay in Canada. Neither has moved beyond first reading and I doubt either will pass. The Senate is too busy fighting the government and c-410 is a private members’ bill from Liberal MP Marlene Jennings, and so you can imagine the chance that one has.

It’s maddening to realize that even though there are as many as 15,000 slaves in Canada this issue ranks below ATM fees, below payday loans, and below movie pirating.

What needs to be done? Domestically we need safe houses for runaway slaves. They need access to health care and they need to be granted refugee status, or at least temporary resident status for much longer than 120 days. This has been piloted in British Columbia – it needs to be extended across the entire country. Internationally, Canada has to be more aggressive with states that actively support slavery and we have to bring in laws to punish individuals and corporations such as Canada’s Talisman energy that benefit from slavery.

As individuals we have to help those who are on the ground in Africa and Asia risking their lives to free slaves and – just as important – we have to pressure our representatives to bring in legislation to deal with this.

Our ancestors would spin in their graves if they knew that the country that American slaves called the “Promised Land” did nothing while modern slaves toiled, were tortured and died in our own cities.

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The Paris Hilton Prison Diaries

In Blog, Paris Hilton, USA, crime on June 7, 2007 by Robert Jago

By way of Tim Blair’s blog:

“Day 3: So that’s what a bitch slap is. Wow. Just … wow. MUST remember not to make that sarcastic face again anytime soon.”

Read more…

Alternative Hilton Prison Diary

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School Board overrules Immigration Canada

In Canada, Politics, crime on May 31, 2007 by Robert Jago

If you were upset with Judicial Activism, wait till we have a couple thousand school boards with the ‘right’ to overrule federal law.

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Immigration status of students to be kept private, Toronto school board votes

Thursday, May 17, 2007 – 08:49 AM
By: John Stall

Toronto – The Toronto District School Board voted in favour of a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy in dealing with immigrant students.

Schools and staff will no longer be required to reveal to immigration officials whether a student has legal status in Canada to immigration officials.

The issue came to the forefront after two students were pulled from their Catholic school by immigration officers, placed in detention and deported last year.

Advocates rallied and began lobbying school boards for special protection.

Click below to see the rest of the article

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Overpass Manifesto: Fighting ‘Goofism’

In Life, Vancouver, crime on May 30, 2007 by Robert Jago

Found on the way home from work today. Under the Skytrain overpass between Stadium and Main Street stations.

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I agree with these drug dealers. You shouldn’t mess with a homeless guy’s junk. Not cool. Also, I think it’s about time someone dealt with ‘goofism’ it’s really out of control – good goin’ D.D.A.G.!

My cousins are habitual jailbirds. The worst epithet in their vocabulary is ‘goof’. It’s jailbirdease for pin shiv’ cushion. So that’s a pretty serious threat up there on the wall. I love the social context too. Drug dealers are kind of like Hamas in that they’re always trying to score karma points and prove their legitimacy by providing social services. In Freakonomics, Steven Levitt talks about the neighbourhood parties and pensions that the Chicago gangs ran. Here what we see is a gangster ’sticking up for’ a fellow street dweller.

For those who can’t make it out, the wall says:

only a goof would *#!! with a homeless mans belongings. Take action + fight goofism. A message from D.D.A.G. Local #1
(Drug dealers against goofs)