In Bush, DIGG, Reddit, Ron Paul, Rosie O'Donnell, Vile Left on September 15, 2007 by Robert Jago
This is my attempt at creating the ultimate in DIGG-able, REDDIT-able and Technocrati WTF-able blog post, so ahem…
Chimperror in Chief Bush McHitlerburton has dissed Ron Paul (pbuh) for demanding an end to his Iraqi empire. The Commander in Chimp, BUSH, put paused from raping his Iraqi slave concubine in time to wipe his equipment with a hundred dollar bill, made out of endangered seal eyes, to spit “D’uh, that dang Ron Paul, is a traitor, I’m gonna get Cheney to shoot him in the neck”. Bush then pulled out twin pistols, and shot them in the air while screaming yee-haw! His bullets hit three unwed mothers and an abortion doctor.
Those bastards at fox news are trying to keep this quite – m%4her f%6kers, but all their money and their corporate storm troopers can’t stop me and my honest vegan yoga, feminist collective from telling the truth that we heard from this mixed race, hard-working mestizo laborer from Mexico that we met at the ‘No One is Illegal’ demo, in my friend, Rain’s basement.
He said he saw it on Rosie O’Donnell’s blog, but the corporations took it down.
Vote Ron Paul. Not that it matters, because BUSH won’t have an election anyway…
In Blog, Bush, Dilbert, Iraq, Politics, israel on June 8, 2007 by Robert Jago
When was the last time you read something and thought: “Holy crap, I’ve never heard that before”? Right so – here it is – “Bush was right”. Got it? But wait, there’s more! ‘Bush has solved the Al Qaeda problem.’ – brilliant.
Dilbert explains why:
I knew a guy who worked privately as “muscle” to get rid of stalkers for women who could afford his services. He was an expert on stalker mentality. His view, based on years of experience, is that you can’t make a stalker give up stalking. The best you can do is encourage him to stalk someone new. His job was to make it so dangerous to stalk his client that the stalker would move on to a new and more accessible victim.
We have the same stalker mentality situation with Al-Qaeda. Our best bet is to divert their focus to more accessible targets, just as the Soviet withdrawal from Afghanistan shifted their focus to us. Ironically, the civil war in Iraq might have accidentally accomplished through irrational means what good foreign policy could not. Al-Qaeda is using far more resources fighting other Muslims than fighting the U.S.
I think for the most part he’s right. No matter what we do we could never piss off Al Qaeda as much as the Shia could. Does this mean we should leave Iraq? No, it means we should stay in Iraq. As long as America is there, it’s fighting and showing Al Qaeda it’s the meanest, toughest guy on the block. If it runs away, it starts to look like a soft target.
Don’t take my word for it, listen to Bin Laden (pre 9-11) talking about the American retreat from Somalia:
“You have been disgraced by Allah and you withdrew. The extent of your impotence and weaknesses has become very clear,” he said. “When people see a strong horse and a weak horse, by nature they will like the strong horse.”
And according to Dilbert, if you have a live horse that can kick you and a dead horse that won’t – you’re gonna beat the dead horse.
In Bush, Politics, The left, USA on May 30, 2007 by Robert Jago
According to the DailyKos that is. I’ve heard about them on HotAir.com and other right-wing sites, but I’ve never looked at them before. I thought people were exaggerating when they called the DailyKos people ‘wingnuts’.My God but they are. The first article I read was titled: “Will Bush walk away in 2009?”. It’s in the ‘Recommended Diaries’ section of the blog.
Here’s a typical quote from there:
Many of us have had a difficult time picturing how it’s going to go in January of 2009. It’s hard to imagine Bush and Cheney just walking away from their unpopular but apparently supernaturally powerful positions as the leaders of the Only Superpower On Earth.
The blog goes on to outline a bizarro world where Haliburton is busy building concentration camps around America, posse comitatus has been revoked, secret government directives (hidden in plain sight on the White House homepage mind you) plan for emergency rule, and King George readies another 9-11 to coincide with Obama’s victory.
The comments are even creepier and weirder, but some of them realize they’re drifting over into ‘Black Helicopter’ territory:
But Markos [who put the 'Kos' in Daily Kos] has rules against this type of diary*. He doesn’t want the site to look out of touch with reality. And this one is way out of touch with reality.
Say what you will about the Rabble crowd, they’re way more grounded than the kossacks.
[*in case it is deleted, I've saved the post here]
